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WHY DO  LADIES TAKE RELATIONSHIPS TOO  PERSONAL??    1.You fail to call before bed; they also never call to check on you. 2.You call to say good morning,they suspiciously askyou jamb questions why you didn’t call last night.  3.You change your Facebook relationship status it becomes trouble. 4.If u have a low battery and they can’t reach your phone,they assume your with some other girl either bonking.   5.If you comment any nice words like sexy, pretty,nice figure, beautiful… on another girl's Facebook photo, she quickly views her profile and she can even send her a friend request. And if you tag her in your pictures that also becomes a problem.  6.You take long to spend some time together, maybe when you’re so busy Monday-Monday, because of distance or you’re not well off, she says you’re avoiding her or you’re too busy with other girls.  7.You answer her call; the first thing she says is *Where are you?* 'where are you?'yet its Sunday morning and yo

SIX THINGS YOU MUST NOT DO BEFORE YOU SLEEP. 1 - DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH. Watch can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a longtime, it might have adverse effects on your health. 2 - DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA. Scientist in America have discovered those who wear bras for more than 12hours have a high risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.  3 - DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE. Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phones and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first. 4 - DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE -UPS. People who sleep with make-up might have skin problems in

MY COUNTRY NIGERIA           One funny thing about politicians, especially Nigeria politicians is that they see the truth, know the truth, breathe the truth and feel the truth but they are highly trained to hoard it. What's with this impeachment saga going on in this state? Obviously, the deputy governor of the state would be impeached and I don't care if he's being politically bullied, the truth remains that he's guilty of the criminal offense against him. He was even short of words to defend himself.         These politicians have a way of making the masses look stupid. The past administration obviously bullied us but this one, I can not even say what they are doing o but one thing I know is that they squander our monthly allocations.           Who do we beckon on for help if not the almighty? These people are so heartless:No iota of truth in them.            How can our allocations be only visible on the two major roundabouts in the state capi

DRINKS AND DRUNKS      And of drinks and drunks, "we do have something in common,Mates " till I found this truth: "Drinking" has never helped anyone's reputation, instead it has injured both the person and his "repute" "The tavern keeper likes the drunkard,we are told but he does not want him for a son-in-law" Some would say, Alcohol is good for the body- yes! I agree - I loved the "bottle" too: I murdered her back in UNN  my Alma-mater-   But like every "remover",it removes "shekere" money from my savings- it removes smiles from the face of a woman and happiness from some ho mes-      ....Hope this old Arabian tale drive home my point One old Arabian legend said one day, the devil asked a man who was about to die to do 3 three  things and live- kill his servant, beat his wife Or drink a cup of wine. The man decides to think- "No, I cant kill my wife,nor harm my servant- that's rid

USING SOFTER WORDS   "You can catch more flies with a drop of honey: than a gallon of gall" -Abraham Lincoln ...           I quote this fine American president because this words would drive home the point am about to make: Here on social media, what hurts people most, "your comments" and the way at which you portray those words to mean something  while the listener might hear other things ...such words might have been less venomous had you mind your choice of words-      "An employer who wanted to fire one of his employees called the man before him and said- "Mike, you have been with us for the last ten years: we do not know how we are going to do without you, but from tomorrow, we will try" -Try adjusting what you intend to say to the next guy just a little- and then you see there hasn't been any trouble after all What you say, leads to the "conflagrations" outside- what you say here in your living room can spark a f

NOT MY FATE            In my sojourn across countries and tribes in Africa, I came across different tribes but with similar customs, cultures and traditions. From the people of your race, my own race too, I heard, seen, and learned quantum of wisdom from their ways and ancient philosophies. Ranging from respect of man to woman, duty of husband to wife or wives as the case maybe (not harem of mistresses in the case of the western man as opposed to his philosophy of “one man, one wife”) vice versa; communal union and interpersonal relationships amongst kinsmen and clansfolk; child rearing and its welfare and more.On the shore of the Bantu people, I heard the rumour that some set of beings are deluded with their telescopic thought that the African has no philosophy for his actions and reactions.       This baffled and confused me to the point that I said to my friend, a fellow-sojourner, that–maybe the African folks should ask their western counterparts what a philosophy

   MY FAMILY...      When i was a kid, mom loved to make food for dinner and i recall one night in particular when she made dinner after a long hard day at work. On that evening, Mom placed a plate of bread, jam and extremely burned biscuits in front of my Dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed. Yet, my Dad did was reach for his biscuit, smiled at my Mum: and asked me how my day was at school. Honestly, at that time i can't remember what i told him that night, but i do remember hearing Mum apologize to my Dad for burning the biscuits. Later that night, I went to kiss Dad goodnight and then I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned; he was silent for a minute or two... He wrapped me in his arm and said 'Mom put in a long hard day at work today and she is really tired... And besides, a burnt biscuit never hurt anyone- but harsh words do. The point here exactly is, there are better ways to act without hurting people. UNDERSTANDING IS WH