REASONS TO EITHER BE A BOY OR A GIRL

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. . ONE might decide to fault my views below: that a'int a problem,but please do take a fucking Moment and 'THINK'. No wonder African's are Mothe***Kaz! 00PS. . . I'm Sorry!

20 GREAT REASONS TO BE A GUY: 
 
01. ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD IS A URINARY. . .just get that Dickhead 0ut 
02. Your orgasm are always real always.
03. You don't carry big belly Load for 9 Months
04. Porn Movies are designed Mostly with you in mind.
05. A 5day vacation requires only one suitcase
06. You can have Your bath and get ready to go in 10minutes.
07. THE POPE MUST ALWAYS BE A GUY.DUH!
08. People never glance at your chest when you talk to them.
09. YOU can buy Condoms without the Shop keeper Imagining you 'NAKED'

10. If you are 35 and single,nobody even notices. Goddammit.
11. Your last name stands when you Marry and. . .

12. WE ARE NEVER SCARED OF STAINS,THE WEDDING SUIT IS BLACK AND WE DON'T BLEED. . . 

0MG. Some dudes are way too fly with this information. . . I'M GON BURST YOUR FRECKLY BURBLES. Hehehehe


10 REAS0N TO BE A GAL. .
1. You don't get any Spontaneous Erection during a cheap Massage. . .

2. It's much easier for us to get laid in the First place. And you are always attended to first. 'LADIES FIRST'. Do you Digg?.

3. YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR DINNER,if you decide to keep your cash. 
4. We live longer, So we fuckin' get Cash-in on Life insurance 
5. WE CAN WEAR PINK. . .GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

6. WE GOT OFF THE TITANIC FIRST AND WE CAN FOOL THEM 'DICK HEADS' WITH MAKE-UPS IF WE WOO-WOO LIKE *>.00Ps. I NEVER SAID THAT O. . . . 
7. Circumcision Is not an 0ption just as You can sit CROSS-LEGGED

8. We get drunk quicker and cheaper
9. We are the Hell,POPULATI0N MAJORITY.HAVE A PEE WITH THAT. . Fuck you!

10. MAGAZINES ARE MADE WITH US AS PRI0RITY. Duhhha

11. We understand the term 'SPEND THE KASH' : More Gucci, Diamonds and all . . .ASK Nikki

12. WE FUCKIN OWN THE MISS WORLD, WE NEVER BED WET LIKE THE GUY CHILD AND. . . And. . . And. . . Em. WHAT WAS I GOING TO SAY AGAIN. .

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